clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

  • me shopping: when i'm skinny i'll look good in that
  • hugstyles:

    why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

    bekkaa:

    I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior

    hollabackhoe:

    Me checking my final grades on the internet:

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    bethmai:

    congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

    you win: nothing

    queercorn:

    *straight people voice* is he… you know…

    if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook

    raidioactive:

    *texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

    meladoodle:

    constantly looking forward to my next meal

    condorn:

    2young2care-yolo:

    condorn:

    how do u mute ur parents

    actually doing what they tell you to do

    thank u 2young2care-yolo

    legalmexican:

    Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

    "So how’s school?"

    populardad:

    there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades