avatardsherlockian:

killjoysandcastiel:

colesun:

sheetofsound:

ghoulishghosty:

also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”

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Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE

Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS

because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION

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breakingbag:

naming your new dog “doug” is so lazy. its just the word dog except you added a U. literally. U are now a part of its life

kiingpaark:

being an unattractive horny teenager is actually so hard i want to cry 

uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

z3al:

surfsup-topsdown:

pinkpearlsprep:

deplaisant:

We are all  Kylie 

me

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

Lmfaooooo ALL SHE SAID WAS OH LMAO

imthedad:

this photo will be circulating like 50 yrs from now

imthedad:

this photo will be circulating like 50 yrs from now

can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send 

window-licking:

when your armpit just won’t shut up

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yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

metalcxre:

when my friend had her first kiss, she told everyone her mouth got laid

she didn’t realize that everyone thought she’d given a blowjob on the first date

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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